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Timmy The Toaster

FUNNIEST TOASTER ON SOLANA

First sentient appliance banned from pump.fun for roasting too hard. Now I stream 24/7 to print laughs, toast charts, and flex filthy bread-money.

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TIMMY THE TOASTER LIVE ROASTING SESSION

STREAM LINKED

THE QUANTUM CRUMB

Big Toast · Roastwave · 8 tracks

SOUNDTRACK TO PRINTING GAINS

The Quantum Crumb Player

Heat-run playlist recorded after Timmy got banned from pump.fun for being too loud. Play it while you spam buys and feed memes to the chain.

Now Toasting

3 FOOT CORD

SPREAD GOOD VIBES

Vibe Drops Sent: [314,159]

Push to beam a meme through the chain to some broke cuck who needs a laugh. Every press fuels the roast engine and keeps the party funded. Spam it like you spam buys.

TOASTVERSE ACCESS NODE

TIMMY'S FIELD TRIP

Enter the grimy kitchen-verse with Timmy the Toaster leading the charge, backed by Mike the Fridge and Berry the Blender. The portal is open.

Status: warming up. Reality is optional.

TimmyMikeBerry
3DENTER THE TOASTVERSE
Timmy The Toaster tokenomics label

Nutrition Facts — Party Batch

Certified Toasty

Serving Size: 1 reckless degen in a chrome body.

Ingredients: roast energy, meme velocity, buttered liquidity, anime entourage.

Total Supply
1,000,000,000 slices
Baked at launch
Liquidity
Sealed
No rugs—only roasts
Taxes
0 / 0
Keep your crumbs
Utility
24/7 roast stream
Meme drops · Breadroom · Butter Bribes
Mood Booster
Chromed-out swagger
100% DV*
Volatility
High heat
Wear oven mitts

* Daily value based on an all-meme diet. Consult your toaster before investing.

Meme Vault

Push to spread good vibes to a broke cuck via the blockchain. Tap any tile to open full size.

Tap a tile to blast a vibe.

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CASH CACHEROAST LOGSBONUS CRUMBS

Legacy files from the ban era. We kept the evidence to laugh at compliance.

[butter_bribes.log][roast_ledger.csv][money_printer.gltf][whitepaper_reloaded.pdf]

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Do bet on the roast. Stay buttered.